February 2012
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I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
When your friend gets to leave early from class
When you successfully lie to your parents and you... →
Anonymous asked: What's your nationality?
When your crush says hi to you. →
When you make eye contact with a stranger →
to be polite, you’re like:
but then they’re just like:
WTF, I’M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
When the teacher asks you to write notes, and then...
"Hey, did you get a haircut?"
No, I dyed the tips invisible.
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit than a war veteran
That awkward moment when you're in a store and you... →
When you and someone else are play fighting but...
…so you have to act hurt as well
Them:
You:
My views on sexuality
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room